It’s dangerous to the progression of this state. And it’s dangerous for our children to even know that your philosophy exists!
The philosophy of totalitarianism is taught in almost every school in the Western world, the philosophies of Stalin, Mao and Hitler are taught in most schools, and children will most certainly come across them. Children are – or should be – familiar with Hitler’s odious “final solution”. The philosophy of Islamic fundamentalism has, in recent years, been frequently on the front pages of newspapers, and headline news. But all this is small fry.
Atheism is dangerous. It is insidious. It will kill your wife, place porn on your computer and e-mail it to your neighbors. Its mere existence will cause a collapse in space-time and tune your television to hard-core porn. It will turn your cat in to a dog, and your dog in to a spitting cobra. It will change you in to a lemming, and force you to jump off of a cliff – even though lemmings don’t actually do this. It is also a strange shade of mauve.
It is so dangerous, that even knowing that it exists will destroy everything. Even being aware of the existence of atheists will corrupt the youth, and destroy civilization.
You have been warned.
Yours, the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.